Bowser

whenever a legendary creature that your
oponnent controls is sent to their graveyard, you
may pay {1}{r/w}. if you do, create a Super star token
"mario luigi and a donkey kong too a thousand troops
of koopas couldnt keep me from you, princess peach,
at the end of the line, ill make you mine oh peaches
peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches
peaches peaches peaches i love you"