Boxxy T. Morningwood

Hexproof, lifelink, trample
Cadaver Absorption: Whenever a creature an
opponent controls dies, Put a +1/+1 counter on
Boxxy T. Morningwood.
Mirror Image: {3}: Put a 3/3 colorless
Construct creature token onto the battlefield.
{r}{g}: Transform Boxxy T. Morningwood.
Activate only as a sorcery.
"Boxxy here. I changed myself into a Magic card
with Kris's help. I promised Kris I wouldn't eat you."