Braden, Unintentional Celibate

First Strike, Haste
When Braden, Unintentional Celibate enters the
battlefield, exile all cards that contain women
within the card art of all players. Then,
create two sweat stain tokens.
Whenever Braden blocks or is blocked by a card
with a female in the card art, sacrifice Braden.
{t}{2}{u/b} Create a 1/5 Vomit-worthy fart cloud
with deathtouch.