Bradey, Graphic Design Major

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice
this creature unless you pay either {1} or $1
towards Mya's next Starbucks order.
Bradey gets +2/+2 and has lifelink as long as he
sent you a meme on instagram in the last hour.
(ItsMeBrad)has left the game — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability,
perform one of Bradey's "random" coin flips. If
you lose the flip, this creature phases out.