Bradlock, Tale-Weaver

Partner with Bradlock, Drunken Bard
Ward — Pay 3 Life
Is this a bit?
{t} Add a Bit counter to say something seemingly reasonable. Draw a card.
{t} Remove a Bit counter to say something that
surely must be a bit, right? Creatures you control
get +3/+3, lifelink, and flying until end of turn.