Brandon, The Bolsterer

Lifelink
{x}, {t}: Tap X amount of creatures. Put a +1/+1 counter on Brandon, The Bolsterer.
{2}, {t}: Target creature gains indestructible until
end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on Brandon,
The Bolsterer.
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Either has your back, or has a knife in it.