Brave Burglar

During your next upkeep, select one:
- Gain control of target artifact until the end of your turn. It gains Haste and untaps.
- Exile target artifact or enchantment until this creature leaves the battlefield.
- Destroy target land.
"Jason took a big risk tryin' to get in here. Too bad he ain't sneaky enough."
-CODE NAME: Swift, evading police capture