Breadstick, Rakdos Player

{b/r}{b/r}: Create a 1/1 Weasel token with Haste.
(It can attack and {t} this turn.)
{b/r}{b/r}{t}: Breadstick, Rakdos Firebrand gives +2/+0 to target creature and -2/-0 to other target creature.
"Pretty lady want to hold hands?"