Breeches, The Amazing

Haste, Trample, Indestructible
When Breeches, The Amazing enters the battlefield, choose one:
* Yell "ALE AND CARDS": You gain 5 life and draw 2 cards. return Breeches, The Amazing to your hand.
* Yell "VIOLENCE": Goblins and Pirates you control get +3/+0 and each fight a target creature.