Brennan, Card Caster

SUGAR RUSH {r}{g}{w/u}: Choose a creature you control. That creature has haste and vigilance until the end of your turn.
No Evidence {3}{b}{r}{g/u}: Choose one card in your hand. Exile that card face down. You may cast it anytime for no cost.

The Jews had many enemies. You can’t blame me for thinking they’re evil.