Brennan, Game Master

Whenever a creature with less toughness than
Brennan, Game Master enters the battlefield under
your control, draw a card.
{x}{u}, {t}: Return X target attacking or blocking creatures to their owners' hands. If one or more creatures affecter had toughness greater than
Brennan, Game Master, untap Brennan, Game
Master.

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