Brennan's nightmare

This Card can only be played on april fools day and lasts in all other games
{0} If your Legal name is Brennan and this card is used on Turn 1 For the rest of the day all EDH formats Brennan Plays he is forced to used a minimum starting hand of 3 cards this affect will be active on any MTG website VC Match or at a Magical fun place called Chuck's field of dreams.
if he disagrees in using all other players start with no maximum hand size for 3 turns and start with 12 cards