Brett, the Hospitable

Ward - Exile an artifact you control.

Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you may return two lands to their owners' hands. If you do, copy target spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Landfall — Create a map token.

"He's older than all of this...these machines...one of the first cursed with an immortality implant. The first time I heard him say, 'I swear it wasn't me, it was the crown' was when he started growing all that white hair. He
wasn't so hospitable af