Brewmaster Squee

Haste
When Squee attacks and is blocked, roll a d4,
apply the effect instead of damage
(Squee still takes damage as normal)
•on a 1, give +1/+1 until end of turn
•on a 2, deal 5 damage
•on a 3, remove creature and squee from combat
{bull}on a 4, creature gets -1/-1
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