Brian Hartz, Business Observer

Vigilance
{t},Counter target spell. Activate this ability only
if you've corrected someone's grammar this turn.
{t}, Return target creature you own to your hand. Activate this ability only if your hand size is 2 or
less.
{p/u}{p/u}{p/u}{p/w}{p/w}{p/w}{t}, All creatures you control gain
Haste and Lifelink until end of turn. Add {u}{u}{u}{w}{w}{w} only if you've paid 6 or more life
this turn to abilities.