Brian, King of TKH

-1: Creatures with life link gain haste this turn.
+2: Draw 1, create a 1/1 red Max token, with haste and "cannot block". If you control 2 Max tokens already, discard 1 card from hand instead.
-8: Sacrifice 2 Max tokens and create a 7/7 M2 Student token with Haste, Menace, and Trample.