Brick Shizzhouse, White M

{t},{x}: Summon X 1/1 BAGEL Side Job tokens.
{1}: Prevent damage done to target BAGEL token
{x}, Sacrifice all BAGEL tokens: Deal 1 damage to all enemy creatures, tap all enemy creatures dealt damage by this ability. Ongoing for X turns.
"Oops."
-Brick Shizzhouse, Caretaker of BAGEL