Brodey, Dapper Destroyer

Brodey, Dapper Destroyer enters the battlefield with mf 5 vibe counters on him.
{1}, -1 vibe, this mf gets vigilance and menace til end of turn.
{2}. -2 vibes, this mf 2 whole ass +1/+1 counters on him.
{3}, -3 vibes, delete a mf artifact or enchantment.

Never shall he be stopped, never shall he be bested.