Bronchitis

When this card is played, choose any player,
and put a poison counter on all of their cards.
"Actually pronounced Brontosaurus; Refers to
the time Rob got Bronchitis and couldn't go to
Grandma's, everyone called it Brontosaurus for
some reason though. The joke is now that Rob
always has Brontosaurus whenever he is gone
from Grandmas or working at the Quality Quick
Lube"