Brown Club

— Reach, Shitty.
{2} to equip.

{x} +1/1 to */* per additional mana cost to cast.

{t}{x} Tap equipped creature. Attack a creature or planeswalker your opponent controls. That creature is now Stunned.
The number of targets is increased by one for every {2}, dealing half damage. Only one target can be stunned.

Shitty - Flip a coin. If tails, tap creature.