Brucie B, The Wife Slicer

{t}, Pay 2 life, Tap X untapped tokens you
control: Add X mana in any combination of colors.

At the beginning of your end step, create
a token that's a copy of target token you
control. If that token is a Squirrel, instead
create two tokens that are copies of it.

"She can't have him.......if she's dead."