Brudiclad, Telchor Engineer

Creature tokens you control have haste.
At the beginning of combat on your turn,
create a 2/1 blue Myr artifact creature token.
Then you may choose a token you control. If
you do, each other token you control becomes
a copy of that token.
A horrible sight, yes, but the sounds... It's
twanging tendons and grinding gears are almost
musical.