Buddy,The Peeing One

+1: Create 2 1/1 pee tokens with "when this card blocks,target attacking creature is detained until end of your next turn
-2: create 2 1/8 couch tokens with "tap this card, Doge cards you control have indestructible and protection from Exile"
-5: create 5 1/1 pee tokens.You get an emblem Doge cards you control have +4/+4 haste,indestructible, and protection from Exile.