Buff Midget

Haste, Islandwalk
Ward {4} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {4})
When Buff Midget enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white soldiers tokens
{2}{u},{t} Target creature gains +2/+2 until the end of the turn
{3}{u},{t} Sacrafice Buff Midget. You may create two 1/1 white soldiers
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