Bullet Ant, Tiny Terror

Colony 1, Deathtouch, Trample, Haste,

When Bullet Ant, Tiny Terror enters the battlefield or attacks put an anthill counter on a land target opponent controls. Whenever an anthill counter is put onto target land an opponent controls this way, you may destroy that land. If you do, put a 1/1 red and green ant creature token with haste onto the battlefield under your control.

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