Bunkle Mcrunk

Hexproof
If you control a creature named Gurdlardo Lint
and a creature named Loaf A. Dascrum, at
the beginning of your upkeep exile them
and Bunkle Mcrunk and creature a creature
named Gno Mo Maidens.
"Let me guess he's gonna caste firebolt?"
- Zerrai Woe