Burger Deity Transmutation

{t}: Create your choice of a Blood Token Burger, a
Clue Burger, or a Cheese Burger.

{3}, {t}, Sacrifice three artifact tokens with
different names: Search your library for an
artifact card, put it onto the battlefield, then
shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

When the gods of fast food twist into nightmares, they all know the solution...
...infinite Blood Token Burgers...