Burrito Queen

Burrito Queen can't be countered.
Protection from everything.
Burrito Queen costs {p/c} less to cast for each creature
you control.
When Burrito Queen enters the battlefield, you may
exile any number of creatures you control. For each
creature exiled this way, create a 2/2 colorless cultist
token with haste and first strike.
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The queen of corrupting innocents.