Bush

Haste, prank 1 (When combat damage is being assigned flip a coin, on a success the opponent’s creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn.)
For each artifact you control Bush gets +1/+1.
Artifacts cost {1} less to cast.
Search for Deals: (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.).

“Punch my butthole, have I told you about Ministry?”