C, the Shade Advisor

Ninjutsu: {r/w}{r/w} (Return an unblocked attacker
you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)
First Strike
{2}{r/w}: C gains double strike and +1/+0 until end
of turn.
All rogues and assassins gain skulk.
"Do you want the pointy end or the blunt one" -C