Cadeus, Lord of Wenches

Unblockable
Redirect damage done to Cadeus to any
Maiden creature you control.
At the beginning of each upkeep, create 1/1
colorless Maiden creature tokens until there are
3 Maidens on your battlefield.
{w}{r}{g}: Static discharge (After damage is dealt to
a player, the next player in turn order takes 4
damage. The player after that takes 3 damage and
so on until the damage becomes 0.)