Cal C. Iam, Bard of Legend!

Haste
{t}: Choose Two: Draw two cards. Gain 5 life.
You may play an additional land this turn.
Additionally, the player whose turn is next gains control of this card and untaps it.
"Let me share with you a rattler! Something that'll really hit your funny bone. You wont hear a better rib tickler anywhere! I-I... please don't go..."
"Fine! Leave! You wont get under my skin."