Calcify

Target creature can't attack or block.
Yeah, I know it's "just pacifism" okay? Can we
get back to the game now? You son of a... FINE!
{2}{w}{w}: The creature Calcify is enchanting
gets +0/+2 until end of turn. Destroy
Calcify. Calcify's owner gains 8 life. Any player may activate this ability.