Caleb, Bringer of Chaos

When Caleb, Bringer of Chaos, enters the battlefield, each opponent says, "Bro!", discards a card and Caleb creates a Snack token (a 1/1 Food Token for each card discarded this way). You may do jumping jacks or dance or sing until end of turn.

Tablet Mastery: {2}{t}, Exile the top card of your opponent's library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.

"Fueled by snacks, YouTube shorts, and boundless energy, he's the ruler of the living room
...and Children's Church."