Caleb, Master of the Remote

Menace
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent chooses either Drama or Comedy. For each opponent that chose Drama, you gain control of target non-land permanent of their choosing. For each opponent that chose Comedy, you may cast a creature card from your hand without paying it's mana cost.
{1}{w}{u}{r}, {t}: Draw a Card for each non-land permanent your opponents own that you control.