Calpurnia, Kind Maid

{g}{w}{u}: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Prevent all damage that would be dealt
to target permanent until end of turn.
{g}{w}{u}: Exile target creature you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control
at the beginning of the next end step.
"Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house, they are company and don't let me catch you remarking on their ways like you were so high and mighty."