CAN I HAZ A SODA?

Target opponent now owes you a soda. You choose the flavor.
Aftermath: When you are finished with the soda, you can request for them to give you a cheeseburger and they full on HAVE to, case closed.
YEET {2} (Destroy target annoying person.)
{1} destroy target creature with reminder text (a reminder text is an italicized text that explains rules you already know)