Canal Goblin

{b}, Destroy target Food, Treasure, or Clue token

{x}{g}, {t}, target X creatures gain Deathtouch and Islandwalk, where X is the number of Food, Treasure, and Clue tokens an opponent controls.

Dregde 2 (If you would draw a card, instead you may mill 2 cards. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

"Fucking tourists! Pick up your goddamn trash you inconsiderate piece of shit!"