Capraemania

Can't be countered.
{2}, {t}: Create {x} 1/2 Goat creature tokens,
where {x} is your life total.
{7}, sacrifice Capraemania: Creat a 0/1 Goat
Creature token: target opponent becomes
that goat. (They have no
hand, library, graveyard, their life total is
equal to the Goat's power
and toughness, they may not play spells,
if the Goat dies, they die.)