Captain Beatty

Haste
When Captain Beatty enters the battlefield, your opponent gains three intellect counters, you gain control of target creature your opponent controls, your opponent may use an intellect counter to re-gain control of that creature for a turn, once they are used, you gain permanent control of that creature.
"You think you can walk on water with your books. Well, the world can go by just fine without them. Look where they got you, in slime up top your lip."