Captain Cur, Sailor of Strays

As long as you control a Vehicle, each Bird, Cat, Dog, Goat, Ox, or Snake you control is also a Pirate in addition to their other types.

Whenever Captain Cur crews a Vehicle, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Bird, Cat, Dog, Goat, Ox, and Snake you control. Those creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.

"Ye will always have a home aboard me ship"