Captain Falcon

Captain Falcon enters the battlefield tapped.
If Captain Falcon would be untapped, tap it instead.
{w}{w}{u}{u}{b}{b}{r}{r}{g}{g}: Captain Falcon loses all abilities and gains "{w}{w}{u}{u}{b}{b}{r}{r}{g}{g}: Untap Captain Falcon. It gains "When Captain Falcon deals combat damage to a player, you win the game.""