Captain Jack Sparrow

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Rum
token. (It's an artifact with "{2},{t}, Tap target
creature you control, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain
3 life.")
Whenever Captain Jack Sparrow becomes
tapped, deal 3 damage to any target.
"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever
heard of." -Commodore James Norrington