Captain Spark Stitch

Fools Gold - At the beginning of your upkeep,
create X Treasure tokens with "Sacrifice this
artifact at the beginning of your next end step".
X is equal to the amount of instant and sorcery
spells in your graveyard.
Sacrifice X Treasure tokens - Target creature
gets +X/+0 and Haste until end of turn.
"C'mon Marrow, its just a quick trip, in and out."
Capn' Stitch