Captain Vincent

Flying, lifelink
All creature spells, creatures that are and aren't
on the battlefield that you control are pirates in
addition to their other types.
{3},{t}, Tap two untapped creatures you control:
Make a copy of target permanent an opponent
controls that costs twenty U.S. dollars or more.
It is a proxy in addition to its other supertypes.
"I refuse to spend $40 on that card."