Captain Vroombeard

Captain Vroombeard can crew any vehicle with
wheels in its art, regardless of the crew cost.
Vehicles crewed by Captain Vroombeard have
haste and vigilance.
{r}{t}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, deal 4
damage to any target. If you lose the flip, a
random vehicle you control fights a random
creature you control.
"Carrrrr" -Captain Vroombeard