CAPTAIN YESTERDAY

+1: Target 2 creatures, they gain haste and vigilance till the start of your next turn
-4: Target 2 creatures your opponent control, they become defenders till the start of your next turn & get -2/-2, untap half of your land rounded up
-14: Untap all of your land, tap all of your opponents land, they cannot be untapped till their next turn, all creatures you control gain first strike