Captain Zap Brannigan

Handles like a bistro - At the beginning of combat
on your turn, target nonland permanent you
control becomes a Vehicle artifact until end of
turn. Its base power and toughness are each
equal to its mana value. It has crew 2 and
"Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals
damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal
to this Vehicle's mana value, it deals that much
damage to any target, then sacrifice this Vehicle."