Captain's Hat

+30k ac, +5k Spellcasting, +12m hp, +1k mana,
This item contains a companion called Arrr - self
proclaimed battle specialist.
+8 steam, +8 smoke, +3 violence mastery, +3 matter
Every time you enter an encounter, Arrr throws spell
(chosen at random from the pool of 1129 spells)
Targets are also chosen at random.
Once per subturn, you can communicate with Arrr
as an interrupt.
Immune to Wet(Soak), Immune to Teargassed