CaptainSmoothBrain

CaptainSmoothBrain costs {1} less to cast for each
card in your hand.
Whenever you gain life or deal non-combat
damage to a creature, player, or planeswalker,
you may draw a card. You must pay {1} for each
additional trigger beyond the first one each turn.
There are brains that are older, more costly, and
have stylish jars. But none can claim to be as
smooth an organic operator as this one